Funniest Linux shell commands

When I found these funniest Linux/Unix shell commands, I just had to share them. Here are my favourites:

% sleep with me
bad character
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

What’s your favourite?

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