When I found these funniest Linux/Unix shell commands, I just had to share them. Here are my favourites:

% sleep with me

bad character

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

What’s your favourite?

Linux can do all most anything for you. Here is the proof (found on www.lessaid.net) :