Funniest Linux shell commands
When I found these funniest Linux/Unix shell commands, I just had to share them. Here are my favourites:
% sleep with me
bad character
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^ Modifier failed.
% !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute.
What’s your favourite?
cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open
Binny V A
September 1, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Those are great phrases to put on a t-shirt!
like this one:
http://168hours.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/lincommands.png
Good idea, thanks!
Gullit
September 2, 2008 at 8:37 am
I think I’ll ‘sacrifice’ a t-shirt
. But I wonder how many of those who will read it, will really understand what is all this phrase about?
nongeekboy
September 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm
You use t-shirt like that on events about linux and free software, there are a lot of nerds/geeks that will understand.
Gullit
September 2, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Lol I found those so funny I had to post them on my fourm I hope that you don’t mind http://www.forums4hardware.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=103
There very funny
lance
September 4, 2008 at 7:29 am
Not at all, Lance.
nongeekboy
September 4, 2008 at 7:44 am
jizm.
jonny rocket
September 16, 2009 at 3:00 am
$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
Jim
February 6, 2012 at 8:55 pm